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If his word were a stick, you couldn't lean on it. Zayn vort zol zayn a shtekn, volt men zikh nit getort onshparn. If his word were a bridge, I'd be afraid to cross it.

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Below is a list of old sayings and where they came from. However, sometimes it is impossible to say for certain how an old saying originated. Sometimes we can only give the most likely explanation.

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Here are my favorite quotes that really light a fire under my butt. So get inspired, and live your life like it's your last! Henry David Thoreau.

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Italians are expressive people who, well, like to swear. If you ever really want to learn how to drive, date, converse, argue, gossip, joke, chat, dine, drink, smoke, or do pretty much any social activity in Italy, you must learn how to use colloquial slang. This list will help get you started thanks to Jacopo for the spoken word :.

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Trinis love to eat so much that they prefer to stuff themselves than throw out perfectly edible food. During Carnival, masqueraders dressed as sailors throw baby powder on spectators and other unsuspecting people in the band. What happens if a cockroach enters a fowl coop?

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Stephanie shows off her quirky sense of humor by taking a new slant on various current topics. As a transplanted Yankee living in the South, I am often surprised and amazed by the colorful Southern expressions I hear. Of course, there are the good old standbys we all know and love, like "y'all" and "down yonder.

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It's Metafilter's 20th anniversary! To celebrate, scan some cats or help fund Mefi! The comical value is, of course, subjective, but I like funny phrases and such.

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I think everybody loves inspirational quotes. They are powerful words of wisdom condensed into just lines. Therefore I thought it would be a great idea to come with the ultimate list of 50 inspirational quotes to live by. Instead of keeping these amazing quotes to myself, I decided it would be greate to share them with you.

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